FUCK WIZARD

F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?

• James Franco. I don't think this really needs an explanation

U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?

• So there are two options here. 1. I was too young to understand the concept of sexual attraction or 2. they're a person I know and respect as a mentor. So no.  And I'm not into older ladies.

C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?

• HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No....

K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?

• Has anyone ever? Does anyone ever? I feel like now that pause buttons have been invented we can avoid this sort of thing. I think the only time anyone ever watched a full length porno, rapt with attention at the interesting story and plot line was before we invented a way to shut them off. I imagine early 20th century fops daubing the sweat from their brow with kerchiefs.

W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?

• I had never heard of it and honestly I chuckled a little.

I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?

• A girl named Brooke had a crush on me in 5th grade. And at that point I didn't even like girls.

Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.

• Yes very much so. I believe that faith is a good thing to carry through your life with.

A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?

• Yes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=US6eHQ8wFO8

R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?

• I try my best not to. But I believe that everyone has at least some bigotry simple by virtue of having grown up in American culture. And I catch myself every time I have a thought like that.

D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?

• Rorschach > Dr. Manhattan.