J O N A H and B

An essay I'm procrastinating on has put me in a slightly bad mood. I somewhat apologize.

J: Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?

Answer: I already answered this one on Tumblr, from the same list of questions that JULIAN STOLE. I will always and forever be Sable Sundew in a parallel universe.

O: Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again of the rest of your life with second best?

Answer: This is a stupid question. One true loves don't exist. I think you just groove pretty swell with someone until you two grow apart, which may be never, or which may be in five weeks. But if I did believe in that fairy tale nonsense, I would probably spend the rest of my life with second best, cuz still -- second best out of seven billion people, that ain't too bad. We could joke about how we're stuck together while our one true loves are out there with no one but themselves.

N: What was the worst nightmare you ever had?

Answer: I have no recollection of that. Oh! But last night I was totally dreaming about being in a fist fight with my ex, but it sucked cuz we were both evenly matched, and before one of us overpowered the other we turned into cocker spaniels. So I'll never know what happened.

A: If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any repercussions, would you kill someone?

Answer: Yes. God yes. I just wish it could be more than one person. If someone was being annoying at the post office, holding up the line, I could just kill them and soon be on my merry way.

H: If it meant to solve all of the world's problems, would you spend the rest of Eternity in Hell?

Answer: No.

B: What is your first thought when receiving a message on Tumblr?

Answer: "I hope it's one of those people I like."