So You Want to be a Super Villain Part 1

From the Desk of Dr. Malevolent PHD,MD,HUD,DD


Dear EvilKid55755
   It is not often that I respond to any correspondence and even less often that I respond to such poorly worded as you have presented to me. And in answer to your earnest (and grammatically atrocious) questions, I present to you an answer.

Yes, I am a super villain. No I do not role play one. Neither does The Grey Fist, Captain Glamour, Mike Myers, The Mastodon, Aphotic Vile or Ru Paul. It is simply quite unfortunate that you stumbled across our private, and let me emphasis that again, private forum. Though now that I've revealed the truth you have exactly two options:

1. Moon laser
2. Join us

Honestly the super villain career path has gotten a bit of a bad reputation over the past couple years. Honestly, I would think there would be far more psychos coming to me vowing revenge on the world or their wife or Mr. Splendiforous. But most remain silent, move on with their lives, until years later they snap and beat their spouses to death with a claw hammer. I personally consider being a super villain a very therapeutic career path. Coping with defeat is of course a must, but there's nothing better than clubbing a few baby seals to fuel your heavily metaphorical endangered species gun to take the edge off the daily grind.
And of course let's discuss your other option briefly. Moon laser. No I am not joking. Yes it can fire anywhere. And yes werewolves burn just as crispy as everyone else.

Looking forward to hearing from you

Dr. Malevolent